Trent Brockman, Senior Science Correspondent
Humboldt County, Calif. – Winter storms are reeking havoc on North Coast highways and roads, resulting in multiple landslides and other flooding that has closed access both in and out of the county. Most effected by these recent El Nino effects are residents who have hella weed to sell.
“Sorry bro, but nothing is moving today,” said a source who requested to remain anonymous, but did mention he was calling from a burner phone on the side of 299 where he is stranded for the night with $10,000 in cash and no way to enter the county by road.
More on these frightening economic conditions as the situation develops.