Student Smoke Sessions voted way more chill than Jeff Sessions

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Trent Brockton, Session Correspondent

ARCATA, CALIF. – Do not call the fire department if you see plumes of smoke coming from dorm windows at Humboldt State University.  Apparently, a new major is an up and coming favorite: Smoke Sessions.

The Smoke Session program at HSU has faced some challenges since the election.  Funding for the program has come under recent attack from the new Attorney General Jeff Sessions, until recently.  With Sessions recusal, the Smoke Sessions department at HSU has been re-up’d.

HSU senior Mary Jane Hemphill has been working diligently on her thesis even when funding for her program was under attack.

“I just kept rolling blunts and smoking giant dabs for 21 days,” she said. “Thank God for Dutchy’s Pizza, otherwise the work would be impossible to get through.”
The Smoke Session is still ongoing and staying strong.  Hemphill plans to defend her thesis to her advisers and peers at Founders Hall, Room 25, on April 20th at 4:20pm.  The public is invited.

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Student Smoke Sessions voted way more chill than Jeff Sessions